this was too fucking amazing to not reblog, so I made it black and white.
This halloween I taped a sign saying COMMUNISM in red on my chest and handed out one piece of candy for each kid and if they complain I say, “Well, look at that you just learned about Communism.” One dad already gave me a dirty look.
stop my mom made me take it off because one little girl demanded more candy and I said “whoa calm down, capitalism”
YOU HAD ONE JOB SAM
So, we’re like a wildlife documentary, yeah? ‘Cause if they see a wounded little cub or something, they can’t just save it, they’ve got to keep filming and let it die. That’s got to be hard. I don’t think I could do that. Don’t you find that hard - being all, like, detached and cold?
In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view”
that speaks to me
I want him to know he’s becoming the next Tumblr sensation
if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid
Stress marks, 1999, by Elinor Carucci.
Sholdnt i get these now
I should have these by now
I get these unknowingly in my sleep
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